If you believe everything you read, you’ll welcome today’s announcement by the U.S. Department of Transportation that it has effectively ended the problem of chronically delayed flights. Following an investigation earlier this year that resulted in 183 frequently-delayed flights being written up by the DOT, Transportation Secretary Mary Peters announced that “tough scrutiny and a willingness to impose serious penalties have caused the airlines to correct these chronically delayed flights.”
But then, you probably don’t believe everything you read. Otherwise you wouldn’t be on this blog.
The government says there are only 183 “chronically delayed” flights, which it defines as flights that were more than 15 minutes late, more than 70 percent of the time. Does that definition seem a little generous to the airlines? An air carrier could negligently run flights that are more than 15 minutes late 69 percent of the time, and escape the wrath of the feds.
Not good. I don’t need to call our number-crunching friends at Flightstats to know that there are thousands of flights that the average Joe would consider chronically late.
The government also says that it gave these airlines — which it declines to name — three months to get their act together. If they didn’t, the government added, “they would face financial penalties of up to $25,000 per violation.”
Do you know any other business that is given an entire quarter to stop violating the law? Neither do I.
The DOT release continues:
By the end of September none of the chronically delayed flights from the first two quarters were chronically delayed in the third quarter. In addition, the investigation found that airlines are now monitoring chronically delayed flights more closely, and are taking a number of steps to correct chronically delayed flights.
So let’s see if I understand this. The government targets a handful of flights operated by airlines to which it offers anonymity and then gives them months to do the right thing. Then it issues a self-congratulatory press release declaring a victory for consumers.
Sorry. Not buying it.
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