Airline ticket agents write the darnedest things on your boarding pass.
If you’re on the dreaded TSA watchlist, as Matthew Heffelfinger claims to be, you could find several “S”s notifying the Transportation Security Administration agent that you deserve extra-special screening.
Of maybe they’ll just write something else …
“Here is what a Southwest Airlines agent in Portland did to my boarding pass this weekend,” he wrote in an e-mail to me. “Glad to see the agents have a good sense of humor.”
Southwest’s reaction? “I hope that’s a joke,” said spokeswoman Paula Berg.

Of course, I’ve also asked Heffelfinger, who was nice enough to pass along these shots of his boarding passes, to clarify the circumstances of the alleged markup.
I have to say, after I stopped laughing, I had to wonder: Did this passenger write on his own pass, out of frustration with the process? Did some prankster at Southwest deface his paperwork as a joke?
And did they really strip search this dude?
I don’t know, folks. What do you think?
Update (8/25): Heffelfinger is serious. “The anal cavity search wasn’t very pleasant with the extra-thick latex gloves,” he wrote in a follow-up e-mail. Oh, my.
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.


Elliott is consumer advocate
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