Christopher Elliott and his children have spent the last two years traveling -- nonstop. Here he shares his parenting advice from the road.

Here’s a little unsolicited parenting advice from the road

I’m as averse to unsolicited parenting advice as the next dad. But when the advice comes from the road — which is to say, the lessons learned from more than two years of nonstop travel — it feels a little different.

The road, an inanimate thing, won’t get its feelings hurt if I reject its lessons. Instead, I’ll just have to learn them for myself each time I travel.

If you can answer "yes" to the eternal question, "Are we there yet?" then you probably need a survival manual for the first day of vacation.

How to survive the first day of your vacation

If you can answer “yes” to the eternal question, “Are we there yet?” then you probably need a survival manual for the first day of vacation. The 24 hours after you arrive are among the busiest and most stressful — the unpacking and settling in, the arguing, and the inevitable chaos.

Vacation planning is in full swing. Should you go back to some of your favorite destinations -- or try something new?

You can always go back. But should you?

Our return to Paris was all but a sure thing. We had our passports. We’d spent weeks brushing up our French in Duolingo. We were even arguing about the best apartments on HomeAway.And then life happened.It wasn’t one thing that sunk our summer plans in Paris. Instead, it was a lot of little things, including some paperwork issues, school schedules and, of course, the funds. In the end, it’s always about money, isn’t it?

By zigging when everyone else zags, you can save money and avoid crowds. But that could be a serious vacation mistake.I know because I've taken that advice.

Read this before you make a vacation mistake

You’ve probably read one or two travel stories that advise you to become a vacation contrarian. By zigging when everyone else zags, you can save money and avoid crowds, they claim. But that could be a serious vacation mistake.I know because I’ve taken that advice.

If you've ever lost someone on vacation, you probably know it's disruptive. I'm talking about losing a member of your party for days to sickness or injury.

What to do when you’re “lost” on vacation

If you’ve ever lost someone on vacation, you probably know it’s disruptive, if not disappointing. And by “lost” I don’t mean you can’t find junior at the beach. I’m talking about losing a member of your party for days — or longer — to sickness or injury.