The largest Four Seasons hotel in the world opens today in Orlando, and since I live in Orlando, I’m here to witness the spectacle.
It’s a waterpark. No, it’s a hotel. No, it’s both.
Actually, it’s CoCo Key Water Resort in Orlando (warning: loud music will play when you open this link) the newest addition to this chain of waterpark-resorts.
Maybe there’s something in the water in Orlando, but the Transportation Security Administration just can’t stay out of the news there.
Earlier this week, a TSA officer at Orlando International Airport was arrested on charges of molesting a minor. Turns out he was reportedly a fan of bondage and sadomasochism.
Charles Henry Bennett’s MySpace profile identifies him as “Master Charles or Sir.” The online page shows the 57-year-old airport security guard has “many years experience” as a bondage and sadomasochism master and is looking to meet people, especially “submissive females.” The TSA’s blog said the agency was “deeply saddened and disgusted” by its employees actions. Bennett resigned on Monday.