If you’ve ever been to Vancouver in the summer, you probably know that you have to see the whales.
That’s what Susan Dryburgh wanted to do, and it seemed like a sure thing. She’d booked a zodiac tour of the bay with an operation called Prince of Whales, which offers a whale sighting guarantee.
But then — no whales!
Dryburgh, who lives in Philadelphia, decided to invoke the whale guarantee. Here’s the relevant fine print:
“Send this lady the whale guarantee letter”