Look out! More nonsense fees are coming in 2014

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One dollar.

That’s the surprise fee Karin Melick-Barthelmess saw on her bill for an American Airlines flight from St. Louis to New York. It was listed as an “American Airlines Internet surcharge,” she says.

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One dollar may not sound like a lot, but when American businesses in general — and travel companies in particular — build their entire ventures on fees like that, it is a big deal. (American raked in $266 million in ticket change fees and $255 million in baggage fees during the first half of 2013. It’s on track to collect more than $1 billion in fees for the year, with most of them coming in a few dollars at a time.)

Here’s my prediction for 2014: more nonsense fees.

But they’re going to be smaller than ever, in increments you hardly notice. They belong to a subset of junk fees I call microjunk fees. They’re $5 or less, an amount that even the most price-sensitive customer sometimes fails to notice. But add them all up and they can turn a money-losing business into a profitable operation.

For example, starting May 1, discount airline Allegiant will charge a $5 per “boarding pass fee” to passengers who choose to have a mandatory boarding pass printed out at select domestic airport locations. Wow, is paper really that expensive? Spirit Airlines, one of the most innovative companies when it comes to fees, is considering a sliding scale for its fees next year, presumably so that when customers have second thoughts about the extras, it can shrink them until they don’t hurt at all. Tricky.

Underestimating their own customers

Are we that dumb? No, but we’re suffering from a collective fee fatigue, and the businesses imposing these unethical extras know we’re far less likely to fight a $1 or $2 fee. When we protest, they either quickly agree to remove them or explain that these fees enable them to offer the lowest fares and give customers a “choice.” Which, of course, is hogwash.

A better question is: Are they that dumb?

Don’t they remember Blockbuster Video, the business that was built on ridiculous fees? Some say it went belly-up in 2013 because of changes in technology, but customers know better. They remember the “late” fees and “rewind” fees upon which the business appeared to build its profits.

Blockbuster may have been done in by one $40 late fee in particular, which it charged to a young customer named Reed Hastings in 1997. Name ring a bell? Yeah, he founded Netflix.

Companies that charge microjunk fees are playing a dangerous game by dismissing their customers as dummies, and they’re failing to learn from the failed businesses of the past. You deserve better.

Remain vigilant in 2014

You have to keep a watchful eye for these ridiculous fees, which are often added to your bill with little notification or justification. Melick-Barthelmess didn’t tolerate her fee, immediately contacting me to find out if I could help her.

“Is that the way of the future?” she asked.

The answer is obvious. Unless people like her stand up to these surcharges, we’ll all have to pay more of them in 2014. Of course, that doesn’t make them right or excusable. It would just mean we didn’t bother to say anything, and the fees stuck.

I admit, there are a few industry cheerleaders who claim little junk fees that pay for the “convenience” of printing a boarding pass — or rewinding a VHS tape, for that matter — are good because they offer consumers a choice. You can choose to print the boarding pass at home, or rewind the tape, and save money!

That is, of course, as absurd as it sounds. It’s the kind of propaganda that comes straight from a company’s PR department and is endorsed by dimwitted bloggers pretending to be consumer advocates. Just ignore it. I do.

I contacted American Airlines on Melick-Barthelmess’ behalf to find out if it had added a new $1 booking fee, or was testing a $1 booking fee for some of its online reservations. After a lengthy back-and-forth, American insisted it wasn’t charging a booking fee or testing one. Instead, it claimed Melick-Barthelmess’ credit card had charged a dollar for making the reservation — even though it was clearly labeled as an American Airlines charge.

So whodunnit? Who knows. After I asked American about the fee, it mysteriously disappeared.

“I certainly suspected American as the guilty party,” says Melick-Barthelmess.

Something tells me I’ll be hearing from a lot more consumers who are slammed by microjunk fees in 2014. Mind the little things next year, or you could be among them.

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