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Cut Up Your
Card
Power Trip · January 24, 2003
Take your frequent-flier
membership card out of your wallet. Now grab a pair of sharp scissors.
Cut it in half.
Does that feel good? It should. You've been a prisoner of points for so
long, you probably don't remember what it's like to book an airline ticket,
reserve a room or call for a car without thinking about the miles you
could amass.
If you didn't have the courage to turn your frequent-flier card into confetti,
I can understand. It's a dramatic change in your way of thinking.
But here are seven reasons why you should stop collecting miles right
now:
They're a waste of time. Miles can be highly addictive, compelling
you to add an extra leg to your trip or just jet somewhere for no reason
other than to add points to your account. That's what happened to Carsten
Thomsen, who flew from Austin, Texas, to Orlando, Fla., then did an about-face
and returned to Austin on the same day — just to earn the 1,500 miles
needed to reach Delta Air Lines' Gold Medallion status. "I took some magazines
and good books along and spent a relaxing day picking the extra miles,"
he says.
They're hard to turn into a ticket. Why else would there be about
eight trillion — yes, that's trillion with a "t" — unredeemed frequent-flier
miles out there? Maybe it's the blackout dates and restrictions that the
airlines have on mileage rewards. Kathie Horbacz Spitzer is a perfect
case-in-point. She has about 250,000 miles in her Continental Airlines
account that she can't use. "They never seem to have seats available when
I need to travel, even though I have called several months prior to needing
the tickets," complains the Clearwater, Fla., meeting planner.
They're practically worthless. Industry experts generally value
each frequent-flier mile at 1.5 to 2 cents. But the airlines themselves
aren't so generous. If you check a carrier's earnings reports and run
a few calculations, then you'll discover that a mile may actually be worth
only a fraction of that — about 0.000572 cents, to be exact. At least
that's the assessment of frequent-flier expert Randy Petersen, who publishes
InsideFlyer magazine. "When it comes to valuation purposes, a mile isn't
worth as much as you would think," he says.
They could be a tax liability. A 7.5% excise tax on the sale of
miles has been in effect since 1997, ironically since the implementation
of the Taxpayer Relief Act. But after many complaints, the Internal Revenue
Service in 2002 ruled that frequent-flier miles earned from business travel
won't be taxed as income. The reason for the government's reversal: Rewards
programs were so complex that even a federal agency renowned for its bureaucracy
couldn't understand them. Is this good news? No, because if officials
ever change their mind, it could leave you with a big tax problem.
They make you spend money you shouldn't. Miles are dangerously
habit-forming. I've said it already, but it merits repeating. Not only
will you waste time (see point No. 1), but you also will burn through
your bank account. Consider Robert Backie's quest for elite status on
America West Airlines. When he travels to London, he books a layover in
Houston or Newark, N.J., instead of taking a nonstop flight. That way,
he can collect the bonus miles the airline offers for flying from those
cities. He also puts "everything" on his American Express mileage affinity
card. "We will not spend big money at any place that does not take American
Express, as we see each dollar lost as a mile lost," says the Phoenix
sales manager, who freely admits to being "addicted" to miles.
They seduce you into making stupid decisions. Let's stay with the
money issue for a minute. When you're hooked on points, you begin to make
purchasing decisions based on how many miles you'll accumulate — not how
much it's costing you. That's a terrible idea. Think about it: You're
buying a travel product without paying much attention to the price, which
is exactly what the airlines want. Mileage programs are meant to create
blind loyalty in consumers. They're designed to turn off the part of your
brain that says, "Hey, that's not a good deal!" Put differently, collecting
miles clouds our judgment and turns us into mindless robots that buy on
command.
They offer nonexistent perks. This was the final nail in the proverbial
coffin of mileage-collecting for me. It may be fine to promise a free
ticket with a few strings attached. But the biggest lie is that being
an elite member will get you preferred treatment. It doesn't always do
that, as I discovered when I began seriously collecting frequent-flier
miles a decade ago. I was enticed to join United Airlines' frequent-flier
program, but after giving the carrier my exclusive business for two years,
I still felt like an ordinary traveler. Upgrades were almost impossible
to secure. So were lounge passes and other coveted perks. It took another
year to kick the habit. David Kingsley, an attorney in Plantation, Fla.,
is so disillusioned with a system that taunted him with offers of unavailable
first-class seats that he's stopped playing the game entirely. He's redeeming
the miles he has left any way he can and says he's no longer interested
in collecting points on his preferred airline, Continental. Good move,
David.
So what's the alternative to collecting points? You could quit your program
cold turkey and never claim a mile again, but that might not be practical.
Don't you deserve some recognition for your travel?
Well, maybe. I believe there are sensible rewards programs that don't
encourage irresponsible behavior or make offers that are too good to be
true. One example is Southwest Airlines' Rapid Rewards program. It doesn't
limit the number of seats available for awards and has only a few blackout
dates. Want a free ticket? It takes just eight trips and you're there.
Rapid Rewards members also get meaningful perks for their loyalty, like
free companion flying privileges and books of drink coupons. Think of
Rapid Rewards as nicotine gum for major-airline mileage addicts — the
start of your recovery.
Are you ready now? Grab those scissors and cut away.
Christopher
Elliott is a travel commentator based in Key Largo, Fla. All e-mailed
questions may be edited, condensed or republished at the site's discretion.
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