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First-Class
Turbulence in 'Third Class'
The
Travel Critic · April
12, 2000
Trapped in the last row of economy
class, with the two-part soundtrack of an aircraft engine and the galley
behind her, Katy Koontz says she'll never forget her recent flight from
New York to Athens, Greece.
"There was a long line for the bathroom next to us," she says. "We had
no room for our luggage, because the flight attendants had blocked off
the overhead bin above us. And they ran out of our choice of meals before
they served us."
The reason Koontz, a Knoxville writer, got sent to the back? Maybe it's
because she was traveling with Samantha, her 5-year-old daughter, Koontz
says. "Let's put it this way," she says. "They've never seated me in the
front when I've traveled with her."
Koontz could be on to something. Airlines seem to have an unofficial rule
of seating passengers with children toward the back of the plane, relegating
the travelers to an unofficial "third class" of service. Some agents and
reservationists, believing they're doing families a favor by banishing
them to the last few rows of economy class, tacitly support the carriers.
The back of the plane is thought to be safest during a crash - an assumption
supported by news photos of downed jetliners whose tail sections remain
intact.
But is it so safe? Not necessarily. Conditions in third class can be significantly
worse than anywhere else on board, critics say. On some types of aircraft,
the engine is just inches from your ears. Although a few hours generally
won't damage your hearing, prolonged exposure can injure you.
The rear is not the most pleasant place, either. The seats don't recline
in the last row. The enduring odor of an overflowing bathroom is at times
inescapable. Meal service begins at the front of the cabin, meaning food
may be gone by the time the cart gets to the last rows. And that's just
for starters.
If you think your neighbors in third class are more trouble, you might
be right. The Federal Aviation Administration mandates that prisoners
and their escorts be seated in the rear of most passenger seats.
Duane McGray, chief of public safety at Nashville (Tennessee) International
Airport, remembers watching this policy in effect. A contract killer was
deported from Orlando, Florida, to San Juan, Puerto Rico, on an American
Airlines flight, he recalls. "He was brought under heavy security and
taken up the back steps. A SWAT team covered him."
The cons pose a special threat to the passengers in the back, says Robert
J. Cox, a special projects officer for the National Security Committee
for the Air Line Pilots Association. "Just because they're handcuffed
doesn't mean they're harmless," he says.
Equally troublesome can be travelers who end up in third class because
they've offended a gate agent.
"There were times when someone came up to my gate and rubbed me the wrong
way," says Tim Rivers, a 22-year airline veteran from Lake Wales, Florida.
"I would stick him in the back of the plane, in a middle seat, shoved
between Big Bertha and Andre the Giant."
Gate crews are frequently eager to let a disruptive passenger board, says
security consultant Terry Riley. They put that traveler in the rear, and
let that person get on first. "What better way to deal with a problem
passenger than to let them on the flight as soon as possible? It gets
the problem out of their face and lets the airline have an on-time departure."
Difficult passengers stuck in the back "tend to be more drunk and rowdy,"
says Renee Sheffer, a flight attendant for US Airways and founder of the
Skyrage Foundation, an advocacy group for flight professionals. She should
know: Last year, Sheffer says, she was assaulted by a passenger sitting
in the back of the plane who claimed to have dropped acid and threatened
to "bring the plane down."
Most airlines deny they instruct reservationists to send travelers with
tots to the back. Only one domestic carrier, Northwest, has a special
"family section" in the rear of the main cabin. El Al offers a 15-row,
150-seat special section on two of its Boeing 747 aircraft that it once
referred to as a "family zone," but an airline spokeswoman insists the
seating is "not mandatory" for passengers traveling with young children.
Southwest Airlines abandoned its family section a year ago because it
was "inconvenient" and now says it makes flying in the rear "voluntary"
for families.
Nonetheless, many carriers now block choice seats at the front of the
economy class cabin for passengers who buy unrestricted tickets or for
frequent fliers. That leaves families, which tend to travel on restricted
bargain tickets, stuck at the back.
"I've seen it," says travel agent John W. Frenaye, who owns the Carlson
Wagonlit Travel affiliate in Annapolis, Maryland. "The parents with babies
sit together - in the back."
For Ann Link, owner of a photo preservation business in Portland, Oregon,
getting relegated to the back when she flies with her four children is
as disappointing as it is disconcerting. The unofficial seating policy
is "discriminatory," she says. Airlines, Link adds, are "taking the most
defenseless people and putting them in harm's way."
Avoiding third class
Here are some tips on how to stay away
from the back of the plane:
Book tickets early. By buying in advance, you not only get a better
fare but also have first pick of the good seats. As a rule, the sooner
you make your plans, the better your chances of avoiding third class.
Ask. Call the airline ahead of time and request a seat near the
front (exit rows, which have extra leg room, are off limits to children).
If that doesn't work, repeat your request at check-in time.
Use an agent. If you don't travel often or only occasionally, find
a reliable travel agent. An accredited professional knows all the tricks
of the trade - like how to snag a more comfortable seat - and can keep
you out of third class.
Wait. Once the cabin doors close, you can usually move to another
empty seat, provided it's in the same class of service (provided the flight
isn't full.) If you're unsure about moving, ask a flight attendant to
tell you when it's OK to get up.
Christopher
Elliott is a travel commentator and author of A
Bridge to Nowhere: A Year in the Florida Keys. All e-mailed questions
may be edited, condensed or republished at the site's discretion.
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