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The
Joys of the Red-Eye
The
Travel Critic · April
19, 2000
It
starts with the pills. Peter Shankman pops them like candy the day before.
Then he goes on a drinking binge - "a liter an hour, at least" - and doesn't
stop until it's all over.
"Afterwards, you're not necessarily the friendliest person," admits the
Manhattan marketing consultant. "If you're not careful, you might even
end up with a cold."
Shankman is engaging in an increasingly common travel ritual: preparing
for an overnight flight, otherwise known as the "red eye." The pills are
vitamin C capsules; the drink, bottled water. The payoff is undeniable.
"You don't waste an entire day traveling," he says.
Red-eye flights - particularly on transcontinental routes such as the
New York-San Francisco "nerd bird" - are soaring in popularity. Although
neither the United States Department of Transportation nor the Air Transport
Association, the trade organization for the principal United States airlines,
track the number of night flights, anecdotal evidence suggests that red-eyes
are one of the hottest trends in the airline business.
New York writer Richard Laermer says he used to hate red-eyes and "avoided
them like the best plagues." Then he developed a system not unlike Shankman's
that includes a sedative, an eye mask, earplugs and lots of water. Now
he's hooked. "It makes a lot of sense," he says. Laermer likes being able
to arrive at his office in the morning, where he can get a full day of
work done.
Adrienne Evans is also addicted to the night flights. Faced with a daunting
2,353-mile commute between her home in Mesa, Arizona, and a new job in
Washington, she found herself drawn to the red-eye itinerary. "It's dreaded
by some, but loved by me. I can leave Phoenix on Sunday at midnight, be
in D.C. by 8 a.m. the next Monday morning, grab the Metro downtown, and
be to work by 8:30 a.m.," she says.
It's difficult to determine whether there are more red-eye flights today
than a few years ago, but it's no stretch to say that the flights are
more likely to be sold out now than in the past.
Indeed, a series of interviews I conducted with airline flight crews,
travel retailers and industry observers revealed that you don't stand
much of a chance these days of landing an empty row on a red-eye flight
where you can stretch out and sleep.
The airline industry's talking heads will tell you that convenience is
driving this trend - that in this Internet economy, passengers simply
don't want to spend an entire day on a plane. And they're partially correct:
Only tourists would want to fly during daylight, so they could look at
the pretty rock formations 30,000 feet below. The rest of us just want
to get there.
But there's something else pushing travelers to the after-dark flights,
and it's got more to do with the state of the airline business.
For all the positive publicity that United Airlines and American Airlines
managed to squeeze out of their pledges to return some of the legroom
that they stole from economy-class passengers after deregulation, air
travel remains a horrible ordeal. Is it possible that more people are
flying at night because the experience is something that they'd rather
sleep through?
Before answering, consider:
- Airline food remains largely unpalatable. Considering that carriers
spend $3 per portion on the grub, is anyone surprised?
- In-flight service has quite possibly never been worse, due in large
part to several continuing labor disputes. Hey, if you felt exploited
by your boss, would you enjoy your job?
- Complaints to the government about airlines are rising as fast as fares.
- For the few inches of pitch carriers are relinquishing, steerage seats
remain a restrictive 16 1/2 inches narrow. Most of us can't wedge our
bodies into those.
Wouldn't you want to anesthetize yourself from that kind of pain?
Note: After
this column appeared, we received the following e-mail from a reader:
As a physician,
I want to say that the advice in the article about popping lots of Vitamin
C to deal with jet lag or the "red eye" is wrong. There is no medical
or scientific basis to this claim. It's an urban legend. And it's dangerous.
Vitamin C is ascorbic acid, which passes through the kidneys and acidifies
the urine. This in turn creates a significant risk of precipitating out
crystals, or kidney stones. This is not a good thing to have at any time
of the day let alone at 30,000 in the middle of the night!
Wandal Winn, M.D.
Christopher
Elliott is a travel commentator and author of A
Bridge to Nowhere: A Year in the Florida Keys. All e-mailed questions
may be edited, condensed or republished at the site's discretion.
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