Hey, I know it’s a toy phone, but at least let me pretend that someone wants to talk to me. But whatever you do, don’t forget the food – I mean, isn’t that what I got the chair for in the first place?
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.
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