Who is the nude cruising judge?

Here’s a question that has troubled Canada’s highest court for several months: Which supreme court judge cruised in the buff?

A recent article in the San Francisco Chronicle travel section quoted a tour operator who offered clothing-optional cruises. The company’s customers included “actors, bus drivers, Fortune 500 CEOs, soccer moms, doctors, teachers, priests and at least one Canadian Supreme Court justice,” she claimed.

Now, let me just try to put this into come context for those of us who live in the States. What if one of our U.S. Supreme Court justices — say Ruth Ginsburg or Clarence Thomas — were accused of taking a nude vacation? Imagine the fuss!

In a follow-up story to Canada’s judicial scandal, the Toronto Globe and Mail found that the supremes had indeed looked into the claim, but that the investigation had run aground.

Even the tour operator isn’t talking, citing “breach of contract” issues. Hmmm, maybe they’ve been contacted by the mysterious nude-cruising judge — and have been read the riot act.

OK, so the question that remains is: Which of the justices cruised au naturel? Who do you think did?

Have a look for yourself at the current judges and decide for yourself.

As always, you can post your votes in the comments section. Happy voting.

Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

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