Just when you thought the airline industry couldn’t possibly come up with any more absurd rules, it has. Anyone who wonders why air carriers are on the verge of being re-regulated, or is at least curious about their abysmally low customer-service scores — here’s your answer.
Stupid rule #1: You want an upgrade? Not without a change fee.
Ken Martin of San Francisco booked a flight to Prague for next Christmas. “I paid the lowest economy fare, which allows for no changes unless I pay a penalty,” he says. Now, by “no changes,” Martin assumed (as I would have) that the changes would apply to a different flight. Not so.
“A couple of months later I decided to pay the extra $400 to travel in premium economy on the same flight, which works out at $100 per inch of extra legroom,” he says. “But British Airways also insisted on charging me the $200 penalty — even though the only change I was making was to move to another section of the plane.”
He protested, but a reservations agent dismissed him, saying it was the airline’s policy. British Airways did not answer his email asking for an explanation. Nor do I expect he will get one. That’s because there is no valid explanation.
Stupid rule #2: The cheapest airline tickets may be in first class.
Always check the first-class options on a flight. Amazingly, they may be less expensive than the economy class tickets. That’s what reader Joe Farrell discovered when he reserved a flight on Continental Airlines.
“We were looking for a cheap fare from Hartford to Tampa, and I noticed that the airlines were asking for $500 to $600 roundtrip in coach class,” he says. “Then I clicked on ‘first class’. I was surprised to see fares of $450 round trip for the identical flights.”
Hmm. Economy for $500 or first class for $450. Which would you pick?
Lesson learned: “Coach is not always the least expensive ticket — and many people never know that,” says Farrell.
If nothing else, these two silly rules should underscore that when you’re dealing with an airline, you have to think like one. Which is to say, don’t use logic and make no assumptions. They certainly aren’t.
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

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