It takes just a few seconds for an airline to suck the money from your credit card account. But when it comes to a refund, air carriers are considerably slower, and they almost always prefer to issue vouchers. With good reason. Airline funny money comes with all kinds of terms and conditions that often make it impossible to use — meaning that in the end, the company gets to keep your cash.
If you think that’s an overly negative characterization of the airline industry’s business practice, let me introduce you to Becky Granger. She’s a United Airlines frequent flier, and her account of trying to redeem airline scrip is not that unusual:
I noticed that a flight dropped $101 in price after I purchased it. I called United to see if I could get a refund and the agent cheerfully informed me that I couldn’t get a refund but I could get a flight credit to use on a future flight. This sounded great, so I agreed.
A few days passed, and I received a paper voucher in the mail, so I thought, great, I’m good to go.
Well, as soon as I tried to use that voucher, I realized it wasn’t going to be as easy as I thought. First, there is no place to enter the voucher number when booking online, so I called them to book over the phone. They told me that they saw the credit had been issued but as it was issued on paper, they couldn’t help me over the phone. I would have to go to the airport and talk to an agent there who could physically see the voucher.
Oh and by the way, it costs $20 to book a ticket at the airport. And no, we don’t issue these refunds in any way other than paper.
Am I the only one who sees some flaws in this logic?
After this conversation, I was feeling pretty grumpy, but since I had a trip coming up, I thought I would try to use the voucher at the airport to book the upcoming flight. I took my voucher to the airport and went to a customer service counter on the concourse. I learned the hard way that they don’t do future ticketing, and I would have to go back outside security to a ticketing agent. Well, I didn’t have time for that so I figured I would try on the return leg.
When it came time to fly back home, I left plenty of time and got to the airport early, and it was a good thing because I waited 45 minutes in line before I was able to talk to a ticketing agent. Once I got up there, the agent took the voucher, looked up the flights I wanted, and quoted me a price that was over $200 more than the Web site had said. I questioned this and the agent said “Well, lots of things are cheaper on the Internet.”
At this point, I was about ready to spit and left in disgust.
So thanks, United, for taking care of your loyal customers. Just tell me up front that I’m not getting my money back and let’s be done with it. Don’t send me all over creation trying to follow rules that do not make sense. And for goodness sake, don’t insult my intelligence by telling me that lots of things are cheaper on the Internet!
Let me be the first to say this is not just a United problem. I have similar cases at US Airways and Delta Air Lines. The airlines have designed a system that is basically intended to keep their customers’ money. That’s just wrong.
If you’re going to offer a refund, credit the passenger’s account immediately. Don’t make them wait “two to three billing cycles” for the money.
If airlines insist on issuing vouchers, the funny money shouldn’t expire and it needs to be redeemable online.
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

Elliott is consumer advocate
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