I was tempted to look up the word “irony” in the dictionary when I heard about Disney banning kids from one of its theme park restaurants. Because that’s where you’d expect to find that kind of news. But it’s true: the happiest place on earth has closed the door to children under the age of 10 at Victoria & Albert’s, an upscale restaurant at the Grand Floridian resort.
A disclaimer or two before going any further. I’m a very frequent guest of the Disney theme parks. My family has annual passes and are there every other weekend. Just check out my photoblog if you don’t believe me. It’s all Disney, all the time.
And apart from some mild criticism here and there, I remain a big fan of the mouse.
But ban kids from a restaurant? How could they?
Then I though about it. I’ve been to Victoria & Albert’s, and it’s a first-rate, five-diamond establishment where men are required to wear jackets and women must wear dresses or pantsuits. As the Orlando Sentinel points out in its balanced write-up of the ban:
Virtually nothing about Victoria & Albert’s, which opened in 1988, is designed to appeal to children … The crystal-and-linen dining room typically seats no more than 100 patrons. The hushed atmosphere features live harp music. The menu, which changes daily, offers programmed, seven-course dinners that can last as long as three hours. Prices start at $125 a person.
Kinda makes you wonder why Disney didn’t ban kids any sooner.
This isn’t the first time Mickey has barred younger guests from some of his facilities. Pleasure Island at Downtown Disney has been adults-only in the past. And Palo, the upscale restaurant on its cruise ships — which, by the way, I highly recommend — are off limits to junior.
Saying “no” to kiddies isn’t such a bad idea. After all, the adults need their own playground, too.
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

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