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Inside the Magic Kingdom

October 8, 2006

As any Disney insider worth his pin collection will tell you, October is the nadir of the low season at the Magic Kingdom. Yeah, there’s an occasional wave of British tourists at the Orlando theme parks, but it’s tame compared with the onslaught of visitors that come during peak periods such as Christmas, Spring Break and, of course, summertime.

But there are exceptions to every rule. Including this one.

On Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006, we headed to the Magic Kindom for what we thought was going to be yet another crowd-free day.

Right.

The Magic Kingdom opened on Oct. 1, 1971 — exactly 35 years ago. The place was inundated with visitors.

Main Street was packed wall-to-wall with people. There were lines to ride even the unpopular rides. It was more crowded than I had ever seen the place.

After surviving two hours at the theme park — and I really mean surviving — we retreated back to the ranch in Winter Springs.

So my advice is that if you’re planning a Disney vacation, avoid a theme park disaster: check the calendar before making your plans.

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2 comments

  • Allan Jayne

    I looked at the link referred to by “avoid a theme park disaster, check the calender” and did not find any useful information that would suggest how crowded any particular day might be.

  • Sixties Guy

    My fondest memories of Disneyland and Disney World are of smoking pot while riding Pirates of the Caribbean, the Matterhorn and the Haunted House rides (while in the carts)….

    Having been originally turned away from the gates of Disneyland (while with my family of 7) because “my hair was too long”, I always felt most satisfied after a successful joint adventure.

    Mt Dad raised such a ruckus that they let us all in anyway, yet it left me with distaste for those who judge people by their looks…it was clearly “Profiling” and I suspect it goes on to this day.

    If ya ever get a whiff, it’s probably me in the car before you, lol.

    ENJOY

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