The cruise contract — the legal agreement between you and your cruise line — is always worth reviewing before you set sail. But at least one cruise line is making its passengers sign the contract before they board. And if they don’t? No cruise.
That’s what happened to R.J.Pazara before boarding Celebrity’s Azamara Journey in Miami. “The contract had to be signed before embarkation or you were not allowed on board,” he says.
So Pazara decided to review the contract. Among the highlights:
3. No undertaking or warranty shall be given or shall be implied as to the seaworthiness, fitness or condition of the Vessel or any food or drink supplied on board.
4. Any medical personnel, masseuse, hair stylist, manicurist or other service providers on board the Vessel or on Transport are provided solely for the convenience of Passenger. Such persons are independent contractors and not acting as agents or representatives of Carrier. Carrier assumes no liability whatsoever for any treatment, diagnosis, advice, examination or other services provided by such persons. Passenger shall pay for all medical care requested or required, whether aboard or ashore, including the cost of any emergency medical care or transportation incurred by Carrier.
6. Carrier may for any reason, at any time and without prior notice, cancel, advance, postpone or deviate from any scheduled sailing or port of call, or substitute another vessel or port of call, and shall not be liable for any loss whatsoever to Passenger by reason of such cancellation, advancement, postponement, substitution or deviation.
11. IT IS AGREED BY AND BETWEEN PASSENGER AND CARRIER THAT ALL DISPUTES AND MATTERS WHATSOEVER ARISING UNDER, IN CONNECTION WITH OR INCIDENT TO THIS CONTRACT SHALL BE LITIGATED, IF AT ALL, IN AND BEFORE A COURT LOCATED IN MIAMI, FLORIDA, U.S.A., TO THE EXCLUSION OF THE COURTS OF ANY OTHER STATE, TERRITORY OR COUNTRY. PASSENGER HEREBY WAIVES ANY VENUE OR OTHER OBJECTION THAT HE MAY HAVE TO ANY SUCH ACTION OR PROCEEDING BEING BROUGHT IN ANY COURT LOCATED IN MIAMI, FLORIDA.
In other words, Celebrity (which is owned by Royal Caribbean) doesn’t stand behind the seaworthiness of its ships, the condition of its vessels, the food or the drink. It doesn’t stand behind the medical care or spa treatments. It doesn’t even guarantee the itinerary it sold you. And if you want to sue it, you have to travel to Miami.
“This seems to be the ultimate in cruise industry arrogance,” says Pazara. “How on earth can a major international company like Royal Caribbean International be allowed to say that they do not bear responsibility for their own basic product?
It’s been a while since I’ve read a cruise contract in its entirety, but I recall the clauses about itineraries and courts. The rest — relating to seaworthiness, food, drink and medical care — are new to me.
Cruise lines update their contracts all the time, and they could have just slipped these new provisions in without anyone noticing. But by forcing its passengers to sign the contract before boarding, Celebrity has drawn unwanted attention to what is, for its customers, a very bad contract.
Christopher Elliott is the author of Scammed: How to Save Your Money and Find Better Service in a World of Schemes, Swindles, and Shady Deals. Critics have called it “eye-opening” and “inspiring” — it’ll “grab your attention and won’t let go.” Order your copy now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble or iTunes.

Elliott is consumer advocate
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