Week 3
June
12, 2002
Finally,
my own pad. My parents waited almost a whole month to buy me a crib,
but yesterday they finally broke down and did it. It's Italian, like
the sports car I'm going to buy for my 16th birthday. (Pssst! Don't
tell the old man ... he still drives a Honda.) Guess Mommy and Daddy
felt bad about that doctor's visit. Oh well, at least they didn't wait
this long to name me.
June 11,
2002
Ouch!
Went to see Dr. B in Miami today for a certain surgical procedure.
I am not happy. Not happy at all. In retribution, I will keep
Mommy and Daddy up all night. Hey, they must be taught. They are new
at this parenting thing.
June 10,
2002

The
island life. Finally had something of a breakthrough today with
my parents. At last we have an understanding. Baby's responsibility:
to recline in his hamper and enjoy the good life. Parent's responsibility:
to do the baby's bidding. Questions?
June 9,
2002
Where
am I? My neighbors, who are from up north, have a big sign in their
front yard that points to their favorite places. Mommy took me to see
it today. Just one problem - it doesn't tell me where I am. Oh well.
I think I'll just take another nap.
June 8,
2002
Napping
with my bear. Notice a trend, folks? Yes, I sleep a lot. It happens.
I'm an infant. This is one of my favorite cuddle companions (other than
Mommy). We call him Mr. Fluffy Bear. One day I'm going to be as big
as he is!
June 7,
2002
Not
another photo! Today was a day like any other - I slept.
Why can't Daddy understand that? Not only did he dress me today (notice
the oversize shirt) but then he also wanted to get his picture taken
with me while I snoozed. What am I, a celebrity?
June 6,
2002
Hey,
Dr. B - remember me? I drove all the way up to Miami with Mommy
to visit Dr. Battle, the obstetrician who delivered me. Look, I really
wanted to smile for this picture, but I was scheduled for a certain
surgical procedure. It didn't happen because Dr. B had to rush to the
hospital to deliver another baby. Whew.
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