Farewell, room service. Adieu, boarding passes. See ya later, legroom. All three did a disappearing act in 1998, leaving travelers cramped, hungry and irritated. Other perks that went “poof” included peanuts on flights and some mileage rewards. If you thought 1997 was a bad year for travel – and it was – then 1998 was an awful year. Perhaps the most galling part is that the travel industry told us, with a completely straight face, that these cutbacks were for our own good.
December 1998
Using a portable computer to publish a Web site used to be like eating the proverbial elephant for Intranet designer Brooks Martin. The Brentwood, Tenn., consultant took one bite at a time. And they were slow bites. With a lethargic laptop and nothing but a high-end scripting application called Visual InterDev at his disposal, getting a site up and running from the road took “three to five times longer” than it does today.
I get a lot of e-mails from other crabby travelers. They usually don’t understand what their rights are – only that they have more rights than the airline or hotel tells them. They’re usually correct. They just need someone to encourage them to take a stand, to make their presence known to the often monolithic and uncaring travel providers. By way of inspiration, I offer a few success stories from the past year.
Filling out travel expense forms used to be a paperwork nightmare for Bob Anthonyson. Literally. Like scores of other road warriors, the sales executive would struggle to manage a pile of receipts, invoices and ticket stubs after every trip. Meanwhile, his computer sat idly by, its screen-saver patterns mocking him. It would not help. It could not help. That’s because there were no reasonably-priced, easy-to-use applications specifically scripted to handle travel costs.
David Kemp dreads the holidays. Not because they’re among the busiest travel times of the year, or because it’s often rainy and cold in Atlanta, where he works. It’s the presents. To understand why, just listen to what the vice president of national sales for US Franchise Systems found under his Christmas tree last year. “I’ve got at least eight travel clocks, about 300 pens and more than 400 calendars,” the frequent traveler complains. “They’re stored in a closet at home. If you ever want one, just let me know.”
Practical. In a word, that’s what frequent travelers want in a holiday gift, to hear Baltimore sales consultant Joyce Baker talk about it. Nothing complicated or frivolous. Just functional. “This was a trend that started last year,” she says. “Travelers want something of value. They want something that they would use over and over again.” So if you’re reading this and you still haven’t bought the business traveler in your life something for Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa – whichever holiday you prefer – then take heart. This year, practical makes perfect.
If you want an entire tropical island to yourself at this time of year, skip the Caribbean. Try Bermuda instead. Balmy but not oppressively humid, cultured but not pretentious, quaint without being antiquated, Bermuda is practically abandoned between Thanksgiving and Easter and, for all intents and purposes, visitor-free during the two weeks leading up to Christmas. It makes this the perfect time to spend a long weekend on the former British colony, which is located 568 miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina, and a relatively painless hour-and-a-half flight from Washington.
With the end of the year approaching, it’s time again for our top futurists to gaze into their crystal balls and tell us what they see. And just as they have for the last half decade or so, they’re likely to behold unprecedented industry growth, a battery of new technologies, and plenty of opportunities for venture capitalists with deep pockets. When one travel prophet bucks that trend, it’s no big deal. When he works for IBM, however, it’s worth a closer look.
It took two off-duty pilots, a military policeman and a 5-foot-4, 98-pound flight attendant to subdue and hog-tie a menacing passenger on US Airways Flight 38. The passenger had dropped acid and then tried to force his way into the cockpit to “bless the pilot.” During the struggle, he tossed the flight attendant, Renee Sheffer, across three rows of seats into the overhead luggage compartment like a ragdoll. Now, less than a month before he goes to trial in a Baltimore federal court, most of Sheffer’s physical wounds have healed, but not her psychological ones. She says she suffers post-traumatic stress syndrome and is on indefinite leave from work.
A data backup system is like dental floss. You know you ought to use it, but you don’t. That’s a propellerhead adage I understand. Ever since I can remember, I’ve brushed my teeth religiously. But I didn’t see the point of flossing. Then, during my second year of graduate school, I went to the campus tooth doctor for a routine check-up, only to discover two cavities and one almost root canal. Needless to say, I now floss with the same fervor that I brush. But I still don’t see the point of backing up my data.
